Red Riding Hood

Red Riding Hood... the real story.

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Red sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf", says Red.

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the track Red sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Red.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams."Will you leave me alone! I'm trying to take a dump!".